sho-ted it

screen shot/ copy something discreetly

here i sho-ted it.... look. to discreetly say you copied it

by Cameater December 10, 2022

Dop ted

When your closest friends betray you

Ange and Alex dop ted on me in call last night

by I.Daniels March 25, 2022

Ted Faro

A narcissistic tech bro.
Originates from the game “Horizon Zero Dawn”.

Elon musk is a real ted faro ass motherfucker.

by chocolate_maned_wolf April 8, 2024

Tedding

When two people are getting on really well. It can be a friendship, or a romance about to blossom.

Derived from the idea of two cute teddy bears getting on well with each other.

Hey look, Sarah and Tom are tedding!

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 3, 2022

Ted Ravies

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips

Izzy kissed ted now she has ted ravies!

by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017

Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.

Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!

by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020