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Ted’s Mom

1. Any mom of a friend of yours that is just bangin’. A real cougar of a woman after college cock and is always down for some DP with some college studs. When she orgasms, it’s like an earthquake of shaking followed by a flash flood from her squirting puss juice.

2. Any milf that is your friend’s mom that is always wanting to fuck frat boys.
1. Chad: Bro why is the floor so wet?

Brad: Do you remember that smoking hot mom that came down the other day? Yeah, Tyler and just got done with her. She’s such a Ted’s Mom.

2. Frat boy: Yo, the mom of that new pledge keeps eye-fucking me bro, I bet she’s a real Ted’s Mom!
by Pikeyjuan69 November 24, 2021
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Ted Talk gang

a very charming and funny and attractive ;) group of fuvking idiots made of teenage twitch streamers
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Ted Nungent

Ted Nungent is a great guitarist, fight me
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Fed ted

an autocorrect version of the word “retarded” used to insult people without them knowing the meaning. this word has no tense or other forms and can be used in any way even if grammatically incorrect
You’re a fed Ted.”
You’re so fed ted.”
by Sleezysheep February 7, 2023
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uncle ted

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tedding

Taking care of an inanimate object or creature (like a teddy bear).
They were tedding their stuffed animals.
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Ted locks

Meghan came back from her yoga retreat with Ted locks.
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