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toaster

if toast is a penis...then a toaster is?
"LANISHA"= has the toaster..."JOSH"=has the toast
by Teeter September 2, 2004
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dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006
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fish toaster

by RichAustralia November 1, 2006
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Throat Toaster

deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.
I stuffed my loaf into that girls throat toaster!
by K-TRAF TEN FOOT January 3, 2008
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Toaster Head

The act of toaster head is fulfilled when a female carries out the act of biting and grinding her teeth together while giving a male oral satisfaction.
"Dude, my dick hurts after Nicole gave me toaster head. I'm putting on some icy hot and going back to World of Warcraft."
by Toaster Head Effender March 18, 2009
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Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"
by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017
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Fag Taster

Someone who pretends to be straight but loves a taste of the faggot cock and balls once and a while. The act usually includes gay jokes and false homophobia preceding or proceeding the acts of closet gay acts which usually include balls and buttholes.

When the FAG TASTER is at his horniest he will usually make many GAY jokes to prove he is straight whilst dreaming of wearing his mothers satin panties and taking a fat, salty rope-load across his FAG TASTING mouth.
HARRY: Hey Dick, I think Carl's a FAG TASTER.

DICK: Why Harry?

HARRY: Because he's always making fag jokes like us, but I caught him wearing panties and lipstick sucking the coach's cock off yesterday after practice.
by nick_gerrs October 1, 2010
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