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Taylor

People with this last name will shag your nan
He's a bloody Taylor he will shag ya nan
by The Fucker 69 October 13, 2016
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Taylor

Skinny yet stinky. Short dark brown hair and a laugh that drives you nuts. Lies and cheats. Taylor.
Her? Don’t trust her that’s Taylor.
by The Truth Lies here November 24, 2018
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Taylor

*skips around*

"that girl is a Taylor "
"yup"
by Taylor yup June 27, 2017
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Taylor

A guy who says the wrong thing or gets angry at you and flips out, hurting you and making you cry 10 times in 2 minutes when you reread the texts. Basically a guy who hurts you with his words.
Person A: Did you hear? _______ is crying.

Person B: Yeah, I know. It's Taylor's fault, he said the wrong thing.
by #hurt March 13, 2016
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Taylor

A white whore with no friends what so ever. She is harsh, rude, and lies about being things like depressed. She deserves to die and be raped to death. Lots of the people who read this will agree, so I thought of telling the truth. She is a ho that will steal your man and hurt him into not dating you or, anyone, in fact. Don't be like Taylor. You will never be the same again.
see that whore over there?

Yeah. She's such a Taylor.
by U-raitor June 6, 2017
mugGet the Taylormug.

Taylor

A Taylor is the kind of girl that is super self conscious about her looks. She wears a shitton of makeup, and seemingly can't go a day without it. She cakes the makeup on at beach events, pool events, any event that the normal population WOULDN'T wear makeup to. On the off chance that you do see a Taylor WITHOUT makeup, their body skin tone does not match their face skin tone; almost as if they wear a caked face when tanning. Tanning to match the makeup. Long story short, she only looks good with makeup.
Person A: "Did you see the cheer captain in history yesterday?"

Person B: "No, what about her?"
Person A: "She's a Taylor, I swear to God! I saw her today without makeup, and he face was 90% paler than the rest of her body. She should stick to wearing makeup."
by BettyBeavis September 18, 2017
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Taylor

A complete and utter queer. Always touching buttholes and penises on a daily basis. Only talks to men and Nancy Polosy. Loves facetime with men.
Guy: That guy just touched my penis!
Friend: Relax, he's a Taylor.
by Thor the Great November 26, 2011
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