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tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
by ~The Gardener March 5, 2014
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Tampon Tax

also known as period tax or pink tax; a sales tax/ added value charged on feminine hygiene products such as tampons and pads. While other necessities are tax exempt, feminine hygiene products are not. They are instead taxed as luxury items.

an unjust tax and form of gender discrimination, causing women to pay more, highlighting the prominence of men in government, and hurting young and financially unstable women.
When asked the male equivalence, some may say condoms, however they are necessary to both parties.
This tax exemption bill has been passed in a few states in the United States, Australia, the UK, and a few other countries.
Come on government, abolish the tampon tax so women can afford tampons.
Obama believes the tampon tax exists because men were the ones who made these laws.
by alycam November 27, 2022
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Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
omg he was a tampon muncher
by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023
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Tampon Bill

by Gotya77 April 7, 2020
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icu tampon

The 3 to 5 day old tampon pulled out by a doctor that is later found to be the cause of your septic shock.
"Remember nurse to change daily Otherwise you'll get an icu tampon"
by Lotek March 2, 2015
mugGet the icu tamponmug.

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.
That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.
by Boar1 May 12, 2024
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Tampon

A long string that people use to ‘block up blood from internal bleeding so it doesn’t look like they have pissed there selves and guess what lads they only come for girls this is because the world is sexist and should be fine for a man to use a tampon in his ass :)
Dam girl I’m a man and I want to use a tampon
by Saminman October 21, 2018
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