Beating the pufferfish

A slang term for masturbating or fingering or pleasuring ones self.
This term may be used concurrently with spanking the moonface.
Person A: What are you doing tonight?
Person B: Oh, you know, just beating the pufferfish.
Person A: Nice.
by Tbell November 10, 2014
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to beat keish

to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.
Sheryl started getting loud with me, So i had to beat keish immediately.
by Friggin hoopty December 04, 2006
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Beat Jackin'

The art of beating off too a truly bumping beat. Anything works except country music.
Hey man, did you pick up that dope new Birdy Nam Nam album?" "Yea man, I was Beat Jackin' to dat all night." "I felt them vibes.
by Chrathan June 26, 2011
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monkey beat

verb: To severely beat somebody in the same fashion and manner as a monkey or ape i.e. with the sides of the fist and forearms, usually in a downward flailing motion. Usually, but not always, said by someone (typically a male) who has hefty forearms and fists that resemble a monkey.

Also, when the attacker is monkey beating someone he is usually does so with little restraint or care for himself or his victim.
"If you change the channel from the Golden Girls I swear to God I will monkey beat you until you are nothing but a wet stain on this carpet!"
by Yeah Prolly January 24, 2012
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pinger beats

The term used to describe the dance, techno and/or house music favoured by those club(or party)goers who are on pingers.
Mannn, these pinger beats are off the hook.

Don't you hate it when the turn the pinger beats on.
by elly_elly_elly February 15, 2008
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Cock beating

To masturbate so hard, that it looks like your giving your cock a roundhouse beating.
Man, we caught John giving himself a sick cock beating! i'd be suprised if he can walk today!
by Wrmichael August 11, 2008
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