pyramid titties

A person with sharp boobies.

Barbara always pokes holes in her bra cause she has pyramid titties

by mister vister June 19, 2020

Tough titties

Something some woman said on TV that means ‘tough shit’ and then like 1/5 of Australia started saying it, and as a child I didn’t know what a titty was, of course, so in like grade 4 I said it to one of my Teachers and it sparked mass confusion.

Teacher: ‘sit over here’
Me: ‘I don’t want to’
Teacher: ‘why won’t you go sit over there and behave’
Me: ‘because I don’t want to, tough titties’

by I’m the sock around your heart November 10, 2020

Submarine Titties

Long, saggy, and rectangular boobs that are primarily found on the elderly.

Nurse 1: Oh shit! Miss Parker fell down the stairs again!
Nurse 2: Thats just her submarine titties in the way again.

by DjAllDay December 23, 2020

Flapjack titties

Sundried titties literal pancakes. Skin flaps with nipples

Damn that girl got hanging flapjack titties like sundried tomato s. She lost her her titties in a titty depository box. Looking like national geographic

by Jjfazz July 10, 2022

brickin titties

When it’s cold and your nipples get hard. Similar to bricked up but for women’s nipples.

“It’s brickin titties out here,” says a girl when she’s outside in cold weather.

by meaygayn June 5, 2023

Fast Food Titties

When, male or female, a person tends to eat a lot of fast food and developes large, pudgy breasts.

"I think I might ask Laura out!"
"Ewww, she has fast food titties!"

"Umm... Janet, do you think I've gotten fat?"
"Yeah! Look at those fast food titties!"
"Sob!"

by Aly_77 October 24, 2008

goose beak titties

Big, saggy titties with huge areolas that hang down to the stomach.

Honk! Honk! Damn, girl! Them some goose beak titties!

by n0wukn0 May 3, 2016