Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

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Titty Rubbing Gash Poker

You call somone on the phone and there line is engaged you'd say.
"Jesus fuck, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"
or
Friend 1: "You manage to get through to them?"
Friend 2: "Nah man, Titty Rubbing Gash Poker"

by jiz master zer0 February 27, 2008

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Bangers and gash

boobs and vagina.

I bet she serves up lovely bangers and gash.

by Copywriter? April 30, 2016

Gashing

Often used to describe pre-marital sex from a higher official, who usually gets off scott-free.

We all know Jim was gashing up there.

by Cotton369 April 2, 2023

nob gash

When a man cuts his penus with his finger while masturbating.

Girlfriend:o my god, what happened to your dick?!
You:i nob gashed myself last night while i was wacking off to a picture of you.

by silentandcliche May 14, 2006

throat-gash

throat-gash when you wake up with a sore throat out of nowhere and within a few hours becomes a chest infection

Fuck man, I woke up this morning feeling like a dude with a 41” telly head had stuck his fat stumper down my throat. Fuck it’s throat-gash

by Sutty9 December 27, 2018