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Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School

Guy 2: LOL
by DavidKrappenschitz October 3, 2022
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Bishop Mac

An absolute dump of a place situated in Guelph also known as BM. It's one of the trashiest schools in Canada and is known for their rich crackheads. Their major rivals Ross is also known as JFR and is known to be home to the plaza rats and some of the best Xanx on the market.
"Ahlie bro, imma go pick up some kush off lil killa at Bishop Mac"
"Nah bro don't fuck with BM kids their straight up waste"
"Fuck BM"
by Lil killa on the trigga October 29, 2018
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bishop basher

He was bored so he put on a porno and bashed his bishops helmet off. What a bishop basher.
by Earoeils June 24, 2016
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Bishop Shanahan

a Catholic high school in downingtown that sucks. have you ever wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of prolife assholes who say slurs and wear and airpods? well, look no further. also the home of the "shanahoes", which is just what a bunch of orange blonde girls call themselves when they feel especially obnoxious. a school where the administration doesn't give a shit unless your hair goes past the collar, are a literal fetus, or you bad mouth a certain teacher.
"What school do you go too?"
"Bishop Shanahan."
"I'm so sorry."
by toomanynicknames May 4, 2021
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Bishopable

'Bishop' is a jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo.

'Bishopable' is where a full bishop is not quite applicable, but still relevant.
I am tired and wet= bishop
I am tired and soggy= bishopable
by Graham Gold December 13, 2012
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Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.
— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023
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bishop dubourg

Sanitarium full of prisoners. Fuck. This. School. EBK
Yo bro you go to Bishop Dubourg?”
“Yea.”
“Damn sorry bro.”
“Yea I know.”

:(
by anonymous November 2, 2023
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