freedom beard

After completion of military service it is your duty to stand defiant against all shaving regulation and grow a freedom beard.

Did you see toms freedom beard? Full as fuck and he's only been out a month.

by Auggie4ia August 26, 2017

Bearded Box

(n)- slang for vagina

Did you see Britney Spears' bearded box at the VMAs?
Yeah, dude it was bad...

You are such a bearded box!

Girl, you need to shave your bearded box.

by CockStov February 24, 2012

Shave the beard

When a gay guy dumps his fake girlfriend he uses to hide that he's gay.

Danielle got dumped? I guess jack decided to shave the beard, we all knew

by Teshandra April 22, 2013

AIDS beard

An unfortunate, four-day-growth of completely unkempt facial hair, found most commonly on gentlemen who have given up on life entirely. Frequently visualized on AIDS patients, but the phenomenon is non-exclusive to this disease.

"Aaron's AIDS beard is really growing in. His awful wife and three miserable children are likely the culprits."

by Passionate James January 19, 2014

Advent Beard

An Advent beard is a beard grown during the period of Advent. It is often done under the guise of Advent where you normally cant pull off a jaw diaper. On rare occasion the beard grower may make a vague reference to some theological reason for growing it.

"Dude, I am so growing an Advent beard this year"

by madmax_fargo February 4, 2010

Rhianna Beard

Rhianna is one the sweetest people in the entire world. Any room she walks into lights up within seconds, she makes you see the silver lining in any situation. Rhianna is more concerned with others than she is with herself and makes sure that everyone is put before her needs. She will be right there whenever you need a hug or a laugh or someone to talk to. When she hurts there is no need for her to tell anyone because only the ones she keeps closest know her truth. Her coffee-coloured brown eyes are the door to her soul, one look and you're enticed, her smile is contagious and her whole personality and looks are just the best, unbeatable! When you find a Rhianna keep a hold of her, she is my rock and world. I don't know what I would have done without her and I am glad that we're still standing after all time. So go and find a Rhianna to complete your life.

Person #1: Who's your best friend?
Person #2: Rhianna Beard...

Person #3: OhMyGosh! Lucky! Don't let her go!

by KGhost03 June 2, 2019

Beard Threshold

When your facial hair constitutes, unequivocally, a beard. Or when your facial hair is now a sign of a deliberate aesthetic choice. This is opposed to someone who simply hasn't shaved in a while or keeps a token amount of short facial hair that really just makes them look lazy or because they are lazy.

"My whole face looks longer today, it must be because I passed the beard threshold"

x- "What do you think of my new beard?"
y- "that's not a beard, you haven't reached the beard threshold"
x-"but I haven't shaved in like 5 days!"
y-"It's still a little patchy, you'll hit the beard threshold soon."

scruff, peach fuzz, facial hair

by pman22 April 8, 2010