A couple who has come to rely on mutual Netflix viewing for social relevance and entertainment. Often very boring at parties due to the siren song of Netflix calling them home. #awfulsexlife
by denirocraver September 3, 2016

Girl : i love you
Boy : I love you too
Standby : look at that couple. they're cousins & they're cheating on each other
Girl : ilysm
Boy : ilysm more
Standby : That's my fav couple
Boy : I love you too
Standby : look at that couple. they're cousins & they're cheating on each other
Girl : ilysm
Boy : ilysm more
Standby : That's my fav couple
by suyawas June 15, 2023

by Random 05028 May 21, 2019

A hawt couple is a couple that looks astonishingly good together. They are both hot and they give the best vibes. This couple will most likely have hot children
by HeAnon March 31, 2021

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

When members of a couple simultaneously seduce two other people. Usually they hope to engage in a foursome.
by kalinka124 March 30, 2011

Phrase used to describe the act of picking up a mobile phone, opening a social media app, and casually scrolling through the feed a few times. Often implies a brief, habitual check-in on social media content.
Every time I hand my friend my phone to show a funny TikTok video, he ends up getting couple scrolls in before actually watching it.
by moneytea August 16, 2025
