a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.
if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.
by epic dankness May 12, 2019
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Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
Often found in fields of physics or mathematics, a Professor Thanos is attracted to balance and assures the class his grading philosophy “is for your own good.” At the snap of Professor Thanos’s fingers, half of the graduating seniors will simply fade away.
by nolandc October 4, 2019
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