thanos

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL

why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.

by 12121212121212121212 January 03, 2020

Thanos

A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent

Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?

by 12121212121212121212 November 02, 2019

Thanos

The one idiot who spends his money making a golden gauntlet and achieve "world peace." And somehow doesn't die from a big slice in the chest.

Thanos:You should have gone for the head. *snaps* *teleports away*
Thor: NOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Marvel Fan 101 October 21, 2020

Thanos

A giant prune wondering around space with a shiny styrofoam glove and gay rocks.

Thanos has a nice rock collection

by Sonnerie July 22, 2019

thanos

big purple guy

thanos is a bumb

by animalfudge4343 September 04, 2019

Thanos

A wrinkly grape with rocks and a glove

Me: I- what- what are you doing?
Thanos: Becoming the greatestt Marvel villian.
Me: Uh-huh... Yeah, have fun.

by (Insert Cringy Username) August 24, 2021

Thanos

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019