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Messy Tail

A furry who loves to eat human feces, or animals too who knows
“Ey stop being a messy tail and stop eating that disgusting human filth
by Naji Paisen March 18, 2022
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Duces and tailights

You ma'am are a funky ass bieioch, Duces and tailights ho!
by Un10nCarb1d4 April 23, 2015
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I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .
Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!
by Gazza October 4, 2016
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Comet's tail

The tail of a comet, the happy bright part of one's life
Oh..I can never be his comet's tail.
Yup, She's my comet's tail.
by calvinattri July 2, 2016
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new-age tail

A woman (or women) of sexual interest, that prefer alternative approaches to traditional Western culture, and have interest in spirituality, mysticism, holism, and environmentalism.
Frank: "Cults are great for attracting new age tail."
Dee: "Guys, you can't go straight to fixing apartments and getting young, new-age tail. You can't do that. That takes years of brain-washing."
by boringoldorange January 5, 2018
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Drop the Tailgate and get Ready to Ride

When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!
“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh
by Bean60 December 14, 2020
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Grow a tail

To defecate. Equivalent to “take a dump” or “take a shit”.
I took too many laxatives, I need to grow a tail before I go.
by Average_tail_grower October 14, 2021
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