by notryhards33 February 8, 2021
Get the Sword Fights on the Heightsmug. What happens when multiple people are receiving Rusty Swords in the same room.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
The parties fence with the recipients' penises.
Recipients are not allowed to do anything physical to each other, though trash-talk is allowed.
Typically the recipients are also encouraged to make metallic clanging noises (or Lightsaber noises) while this happens for the bonus cool factor and to commit to the roleplay.
If at any point, once the fight starts, any member;
falls over, loses their partner, gets soft, or otherwise can not continue the fight;
Then that duelist loses the fight.
Last penis "standing" (or team, thereof) wins the fight, regardless of how many players are taking part.
Note that: Cumming does not automatically disqualify a participant, but considering that softness tends to follows briefly afterwards, it tends to happen.
Doping in the form of Cialis or Viagra is considered poor form and can cause for the disqualification of winners if the agreed upon rules forbid it.
"Damn man, that was a brutal Rusty Sword Fight last night!
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
I thought Steve and Phil were going to lose when it looked like Steve was about to blow his load..."
"Yeah, but then Steve said something that got Jen to run off crying, DQing Mark, who then got blasted with Steve's 'victory celebration', it was epic, and will go down as one of the best tournament duels ever."
by Samael11 October 10, 2012
Get the Rusty Sword Fightmug. When two asian men, who look kinda vietnamese, get really really drunk and fight with their penises as if they were broad swords.
"How and Chin had an awesome vietnamese sword fight last night at the party."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
"But chinese people have tiny penises."
by Tommy bon bon finger November 6, 2009
Get the Vietnamese Sword Fightmug. The BEST anime that you will ever watch. Better than hentai. The characters are stuck In a VR game. If they die In The game, they die in real life too.
Bobby Brown-"Dude did you watch sword art online last night?"
Zander-"Hell yeah!!!! Better than hentai bro!!!!!!"
Zander-"Hell yeah!!!! Better than hentai bro!!!!!!"
by zman22366 January 1, 2017
Get the sword art onlinemug. The second best Minecraft item. The only thing that beats it is the netherite sword. I love Minecraft. Minecraft is really cool. So are diamond sword.
Awesome Minecraft Parodies: DIAMOND SWORD ON MAAAAAJOR STEEEEEVE.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.
by Gumballcom May 9, 2021
Get the diamond swordmug. A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.
Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.
by Quadaplex January 16, 2018
Get the Groundhog Sword Fightmug. A foam sword is weapon used during reenactments, cosplay and Larping activities. Basically a foam sword is a safe weapon that can be used to mark ones space and participate in safe combat. Foam swords come in all forms and density depending on the event. A foam sword can at times be covered by latex, by rubber,by nylon or by duct tape. The rules of fabrication also greatly varies as each event has their own set of rules of engagement. But no matter the construction or the look, everyone loves to wield a sword.
- Epic Armoury Unlimited
- Epic Armoury Unlimited
by epicarmouryunlimited September 10, 2016
Get the Foam Larp Swordmug.