master strokes

wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge

What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!

by goosenard June 30, 2006

Busting Spokes

the action of anal penetration.

Busting spokes at 10 and lighting a smoke at 11.

by spokes1124 December 15, 2003

Stoked Bummer

A feeling that arises from a bitter-sweet moment in which you are happy (or "Stoked") about a particular circumstance, while simultaneously saddened (total "Bummer" dude!) due to a consequence of the same event. Only really applies to people in Souther California, or events taking place there.

Me: Dude, so I'm stoked that my little sister is getting a sweet gig in Portland but I'm bummed-out that it means she will be moving out of SoCal.
Buddy: Yeah, Stoked Bummer man.
Me: Double True.

by The Slippery Banana August 11, 2011

Stokell

A slang term used to describe a sexually transmitted infection in a general context

1- Man, their is a total Stokell on my balls

2- I think I may of contracted a Stokell

3- That chick totally gave me a bad case of the Stokells

4- Stokells are a really bad sexually transmitted infection

5- Man, WTF is a Stokell doing on my left nut

by KKREBS January 2, 2012

smokestack

when a girl gives you that sloppy toppy gluck gluck 9000 while blowing smoke on your schmeat

“yo babe can you gimme that smokestack?”
“yeah papa smurf just lemme grab my nic stick”

by zachori January 9, 2021

Smirnoff Smokes

Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.

The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.

by Beta l Rho April 18, 2011

pedo-smokescreen

When a girl posts revealing pictures on social media accompanied by a child so it feels morally wrong to think about the photo sexually

"Did you see that bikini pic Lauren posted today? I cant look at it too long because she used her baby cousin has a pedo-smokescreen

by dumbwhiteguy July 12, 2017