Pumpkin Spice Syndrome

Pumpkin Spice Syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.

Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic Pumpkin Spice syndrome that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”

by ClownCakes November 5, 2018

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Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection

What unique English teachers call it when your voice goes up at the end of a sentence that wasn’t a question.

Oh, Ethan you used Pumpkin Spice Latte Inflection again. *Snickers, then Says* I would like a Large one this time.

by AD/Strength/Special Teams December 16, 2019

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BIG SPICE

Very Spicy Juice, side effects include burning, melting, and boiling of the blood

after a long day of work, I like to relax with some very spicy BIG SPICE

by a very hot book November 19, 2020

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Jamie spice

Jamie spice

A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas

Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders

Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature

By ignoring it

Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts

#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots

#2....they think there double tasty

#3...they think there double naughty

#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation

#5....searches the earth for a sesh

What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk

A very feisty

Waahhhh it's a jamie spice

by Jamie spice June 25, 2021

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Glitter & Spice

Glitter is something that creates a sparkle in your life. Although it can be messy at times, it is part of its charm. Spice is something that makes life interesting, exciting, enjoyable, and worthwhile.

Children are like glitter. They sparkle and shine in our everyday life. But let's get real. Parenting is also ridiculously hard. Like glitter, they can make a mess everywhere! Every little bit counts when it comes to parenting, so add some spice in your parenting life by incorporating products and solutions that help make parenting easier so that you can enjoy those glitter moments as a parent.

Stop making parenting harder and add some Glitter & Spice to your life!

#glitterandspice #makingparentingeasier

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by Glitter & Spice February 24, 2022

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