snowkkake 

When the sky decides to splooge snow all over you in a matter of seconds.

I took a walk to the store and got snowkkake'd within seconds of leaving my house

snowkkake by The Snowkkake Princess January 26, 2014

Snowbaked 

The act of getting high in the snow and doing things that children would do in the snow, but high.

"Bro me Natasha got snowbaked yesterday."

Snowbaked by Ňïğğä April 20, 2017

smoeflake 

a word used to describe weeboos that like moe culture

i was surfing the internet and found a site called moe paradise with pictures of anime cartoon pedophilia all over the banners and background then reported the site to the fbi and thought "these fuckin smoeflakes"

smoeflake by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

znowflake 

(1) Noun: Whiny little gen z wankers that complain when anything doesn't go exactly right for them, and melt down if someone has a different world view.

(2) Noun: One of these pseudo adults that thinks they are a liberal but are actually a fascist so freak out if someone disagrees with them.

This damn Znowflake had a melt down when I asked him to look at it from someone else's perspective.

znowflake by Jimmy Bobby o September 25, 2020

soyflake 

a snowflake who is soy

"Hiyahh! So Weak!! You are a soyflake!"

soyflake by .svXon7 June 18, 2022

Snowkake 

When one is skiing or snowboarding and the powder is so deep and fluffy that every turn is a face shot of snow.

Powin’ hard up there bro. Hope you’re bringing an extra pair of goggles for the snowkake that’s about to be unleashed.

Snowkake by Grundle Bundler March 16, 2023

sootflake

A person of color who is triggered by anything and everything and claims that the most innocuous concepts are racist.

I ran into a sootflake today that told me I was racist because I held a door open for them.

sootflake by 6doublefive321 June 5, 2023