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milkshake dick

When you fuck an ice cream and it turns into a milkshake.
when your girl doesn't put out, go get the Edy's for some milkshake dick.
by dick on the go July 10, 2017
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Strawberry Milkshake

The sexual act in which one person, often the male, punches the other person, who may be male or female, in the face so that he or she begins to bleed from the nose. The person then ejaculates on the face of the individual whose nose is bleeding, which in turn creates a mixture of red and white liquid on the face, commonly referred to as a strawberry milkshake.
1. "OMG Stephen you have to cum on her face, but first punch her so you can make a tasty strawberry milkshake"

2. "Keri you won't believe what happened last night, I gave this girl the tastiest milkshake the other day, it was strawberry"
"Ew Stephen, that's gross, I hope you didn't punch her too hard!"
by Kerbear92 January 5, 2014
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Boston Milkshake

To perform this trick you will require

1 x cup
1 x enemy

Simple, you excrete into the cup and then ejaculate, you can either force feed it to your enemy, or simply let it fester on their bedside table
Dave: " Hey Craig! I heard you got Boston Milkshaked, Last night?

Craig: " Well..ummm.. *** Whipes brown streak from face***...no"
by Matthew Taylor1234 April 7, 2008
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milkshake

A womans bodily fluids. The female equivalent of cum. Woman juices.
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" she's saying the taste of her bodies juices brings all the guys to her vagina.
by MDsCupid19 December 21, 2006
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vancouver milkshake

When a horny Ob-Gyn has anal sex with a pregant woman in labor, while sucking on her milky titties and administering an epidural in the tip of his penis thus, the woman in labor receives the pain medication through the doctor's sexual fluids.
Doctor 1: I just delivered a baby and a Vancouver Milkshake to that MILF!
Doctor 2: Dag yo! They need me in the rocket neuroscience surgery lab.
by Rainbow chicken May 25, 2006
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Milkshakes

When a girl gives a blowjob with a milkshake or closely related dairy product still in her mouth.
"My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard"
by rymann245 September 1, 2009
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milkshake

when a man/woman puts another persons penis into a milkshake (or any type of drink in a glass) and then places a straw into that glass, and proceeds to blow into the straw giving the person with their genitals inside the glass sexual stimulation.
rob: damn i had the best milkshake last night!
bob: really what flava?
rob: the flava of love!
by starlett May 4, 2006
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