situational hoe

a person who is only a hoe when the situation allows them to be

"She is only all over him because he's flirting with her, she's a situational hoe"

"He's definitely only making out with her because he's drunk, what a situational hoe"

by tiredlonleyandsad August 11, 2017

situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 31, 2017

Shituation

A shitty situation

After the sext was discovered, a shituation ensued with my employer.

by DebraDiva April 23, 2018

Shituation

When a person goes from one bad situation (tragedy) to another bad situation (tragedy). And there seems to be no relief in sight.

Man, did you hear about Raymond? First, his grandmother passed away, his dog died, then he lost his job. Raymond is in a shituation.
Johnny Black III

by Black Sensai December 4, 2017

Shituation

A shitty situation

person 1: I almost got shot!
person 2: Yeah that was a shituation

by oooooooooooooooooooooooooodle May 12, 2018

Situation Steve

Purposely taking things too literally and playing dumb about it. Then most often rage quitting.

We had a situation steve during last night’s destiny raid.

by Situation-Steve June 5, 2018

shituation

A situation that is shitty. Can be used literally when referring to feces. Can also be used to describe a situation you are not pleased to be in.

Peering at the kitty litter box, "I need to take care of this shituation."

Boyfriend acts like an idiot and girlfriend starts to cry. Boyfriend thinks, "How did I get myself in this shituation?"

by kateamitch November 4, 2018