Shoulder Nipples

Those pesky bumps left on shirts by the ends of the hangers.

Bob discovered too late that his shoulder nipples were quite erect. "Is it cold in here or are your shoulders just glad to see me?"

by Aldo Barishnikov2 October 22, 2018

Shoulder Candy

You're at the club with a drink in each hand, or driving keeping your 10 and 2 at the wheel, when all of a sudden your jam comes on. You can't chuck a full-on boogie; that'd just be irresponsible (and you'd probably spill your drink/crash), so what do you do? You give 'em a bit of shoulder candy. An alternating shrug to the beat, with just enough energy to keep things rolling.

I was double-parked with two pints and then my mate Isaac put on Groovejet, so I had to throw some shoulder candy around.

by Mac_Tonight October 30, 2018

Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.

Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.

by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018

Salt on your shoulder

It means very angry

I just lost in fortnite battle royale I could shoot up a Walmart!

Salt on your shoulder much?

by DanielsNan June 2, 2018

goat shoulders

A lack of shoulders. Resembling a goats small torso.

My mother’s goat shoulders cause her dress straps to fall right off.

by Buddy43 December 24, 2023

Ass Shoulders

This is the portion of love handles located on a person’s back and just above their ass.

When his shirt was tucked in tightly, it was form-fitting around his ample ass shoulders.
See also: ass neck

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

shoulder apples

When a guy has a defined dip inbetween his upper bicep (round part) and the rest of his arm. The round part near the shoulder is the shoulder apple

Oh wow he has shoulder apples, I just want to bite them!

by anonymous October 27, 2023