A person, generally being of female sex, who has keen abilities to seduce both genders into doing whatever it is that she wants them to do at the time, in order to get what she currently desires
In the heat of the moment, the seductris uses her uncanny resemblance to elude her victim into a passion of openhearted love making, all the while knowing that once he's intranced, she can then attain her goal of knowledge towards whatever she pleases to ask.
by Earth Muffin November 20, 2014
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Get the seductivegodofthunder mug.A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog September 5, 2013
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Cock shed theory
my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
my theory is that the cock and balls are a second type of skin second to the skin we normally have which is more delicate so that we can feel pleasure during sexual intercourse (which is why fondling with balls during oral is a known move since the balls are more delicate than the cock) so when shampoo or body wash is used aggressively on the cock and ball skin it starts to become swollen. It becomes swollen because it is an unsafe substance when used in large amounts on a delicate part of the body. After that the cock and balls can't take it anymore and try to make new skin. Which is why my dick was molting during the hot Sudanese summer of 2017.
You hear about Jeb? He said he tested out the Cock Shed Theory and it ended up happening to him too.
by Dex Dex December 26, 2019
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