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seicher

A two nickle prostitute that uses a piece of corn he got from his corn field to molest his pigs
by L|TH|UM February 22, 2003
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noisy sanchez

When a man, after anal sex, takes his shit-covered cock and sticks it in his partner's ear.
If you love someone, never, EVER perform the Noisy Sanchez on them.
by crbn July 3, 2007
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dirty sanchez

The 'British Jackass', made up from 3 Welsh people (Pancho, Dainton & Prichard), and 1 Englishman (Dan); who are mates for their love of skateboarding, and their total disregard for their own safety.
Simply, if YOU think Jackass is the most daring, that just proves you simply havent seen Dirty Sancez!.
in jackass, all they do is joke about and dont do nothing daring.
in dirty sanchez, they hammer EVERY extremity to a woodern plank, have a home made enema with lager, and then drink it afterwards, after chucking up into it and drinking it again, jumping into stinger nettles and rubbing the leaves EVERYWHERE (then eating the leaves) and throwing up onto dans face, stapling their arms and legs, and making them ooze horrible fluids and putting a nail strait vertically through their toe using a industrial clamp to name a few!
Other stunts include doing live shows, making each other bleed and throw up at each one, clay pigeon shooting, and made the clay discs land on thier heads to make them bleed, Went swimming with jellyfish, got taken out by a entire hockey team on their own, played naked paintball, and got soccer balls, and rugby balls (the same as american football) kicked at their balls from only a few feet away, played around (waking each other up) with cacti that was used for torture by native americans and other vile acts.
The latest series is out now, and for one episode they went to a building site. Down the rubbish shoots, they made things land on their balls, and they tested the builders helmets by dropping larges bricks on their heads.
They also created sparks from massive saws and shot them into their balls, put cement on each other while they were sleeping, put a lock around Pancho and swallowed the key, hammered their hands to a board by the webbing of their fingers, bashed their testicles with hammers, and much more!
Dirty Sanchez is far worse then Jackass
infact, it makes Jackass look like the telletubbies
by sisi16 October 26, 2006
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Baby Sanchez

A female version of the "dirty sanchez" After intercourse the woman wipes some of the cum "babies" on her finger leans in for a kiss and wipes her baby filled finger across the upper lip of her man... leaving him with a baby sanchez!
"Carlos was awfully mouthy before sex tonight so Kristina left him with a baby sanchez after the lovins"
by ksommers<3muffin April 14, 2010
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dirty sanchez

a poop mustache resulting from certain sexual acts; also a delicious taco from Austin, TX.
Sometimes for lunch, Ryann just craves a Dirty Sanchez.
by timmyt78 March 11, 2010
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Sanchez

Proud ancient family name of very resilient people all over the world. Usually work in high places in government, finance, administration, and make the best doctors, lawyers, priests, royals, entrepreneurs, artists, scientists, kings and presidents. Also a synonym for intelligence, loving, bravery, important, teacher, healer, pride, royalty, mystic, tolerant, virtue, karma.
king, royalty, president, doctor, lawyer, tolerant, minister, karma, love, teacher, advisor, strength, pride.
Sanchez is the smartest person I know
Sanchez haters are usually racist and ignorant
by BigSanchez February 25, 2010
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Selch

Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.
You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.

Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.

Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.
by Prof. Mars April 4, 2013
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