seasonal penis

a penis that sprouts only in December month.

I belong in the month of December, but not in any other month. I am not a holiday. What am I? ANSWER: seasonal penis

by Brad~COLDpeppa July 8, 2021

fb season

football season

it’s fb season bro!

by tdog420 February 14, 2018

hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016

nigga season

also known as monsoon season, it takes place between june and september. these are the hottest months in the year, and known to bring out niggas from every corner.

Man its hot outside, must be nigga season

by Niggastotle February 3, 2021

seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill January 17, 2016

Snorting Season

When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw

Yo wanna get into snorting season with me by cutting some lines of candy canes

by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019

Fortnite Season

Another way of saying 3 months, or 1 quarter of a year.

Marco: Hey Polo, when did I open this lunch meat?
Polo: I think it was one Fortnite Season ago.
Marco: Shit, it’s now expired.

by TheAngryJanitor May 26, 2019