tramp stamp

Every responsible father's worst nightmare.

Rebecca and Michelle wanted to get tramp stamp tats while on Spring Break to appear more sophisticated.

Michelle: "Hey Rebecca, let's get a tramp stamp when we go to South Beach for Spring Break.
Rebecca: "Sounds like a plan. We are the kinds of girls boys like bringing home to meet their parents.
Michelle: I know, right?!

by Vedderman28 June 10, 2017

mushroom stamp

Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.

Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.

by PArtsBoyLOversXoXoXoXo November 10, 2012

Granny Stamp

This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).

That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!

by LeGogh February 20, 2010

licking stamps

To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.

-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.

-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!

by nicholasbrunello November 1, 2010

Resumé Stamp

The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.

The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave.

by Dragon K March 28, 2009

Hog Stamp

The act of taking your dick and hitting a person on the face with it.

John stop Hog Stamping me it hurts.-Tiffany

Dont stamp me with that hog.

The Hog Stamp gave me a red dick outline on my face.

by BigHomieJohn October 22, 2008

Opinion stamp

a thing people do during a conversation by placing their opinion on a subject that already has a fact behind it considering that you can't replace a fact with your opinion unless your an idiot

Ron was talking to Jeff about how he "thinks" that the sky should be green not blue then Jeff says but it's a fact that the sky is blue so you can't put your opinion stamp over an existing fact you dumbass

by superiorbreed August 24, 2016