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1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.
1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."
by jcodya December 22, 2009
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new sneaker-syndrome

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When new sneakers are purchased and causes the user to be extremly hesitant about doing anything that would mar his/her new shoes' perfection. Then one day, BAM!. To the owners dissatisfaction, the shoes become slightly stained, or a little part becomes discolored. It is at this moment the syndrome is over, and the user's world returns to normal. Puddles are jumped in, and grass stains are welcomed as battle scars.
Bilal is suffering from new sneaker syndrome.
by Bilal April 17, 2004
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Sneaky Parrot

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Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
by G-$$ April 28, 2011
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bowl snake

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A long, continuous turd that coils at least 360 degrees around the toilet bowl like a rattlesnake poised to strike.

Extra credit given if the deposit is more than one full circumference in length, if one end actually breaks the surface of the water, and/or if the opposite end is "pebbled" to resemble rattles.

No accompanying floaters or segmentation must be present.

Takes at least two flushes to fully rid the bowl of its vile magnificence. A plumber's absolute nightmare.
You: Dude! That is one gargantuan bowl snake you left . . . didn't your parents ever teach you to flush?

Roommate: I did flush! Twice! That is one tenacious bowl snake!

You (handing Roommate the plunger): You know what to do.

Roommate (handing You the brush): Cover me! I'm going in!
by TANSTAAFL1 February 23, 2011
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Meet a girl or guy and have sex or fuck somewhere without anybody knowing
by Uffthatguy October 27, 2018
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sneako

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sneako is a cuck
by thepisswizard March 19, 2023
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