A sexual move perfected by Tibetan Monks at the turn of the century. The almond is indicative of there brown robes and the sloppiness is simply how they roll.
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
The move is performed by bending you partner’s right leg behind their ear. Then simply insert your nuts in to their mouth while kicking them in the baby maker.
You know you have perfected the move when your nuts remain in tact at the end of the "experience."
That chick was so drunk last night she was begging for the Sloppy Almond. Instead I slipped her the Filthy Cashew.
by Mc Lovin' November 1, 2007
Get the Sloppy Almondmug. When a guy pins a girls legs to her stomach and penetrates her using a squatting motion while simultaneously flapping his arms and making raven like cries.
by Todd Cleary October 13, 2007
Get the Sloppy Ravenmug. When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"
At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
by Cara_O February 1, 2007
Get the sloppy cronkitemug. by mooseknuckles October 29, 2002
Get the sloppy secondsmug. When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009
Get the The Sloppy Butchermug. a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.
I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!
by Lauren April 21, 2005
Get the sloppy diamondmug. this is where a person has sex with some one staright away after they have had sex with a different person. so the second person would be getting sloppy seconds.
Bennett "hey boy? i jus shagged ur mum"
Keith "u didnt! ewww that means u jus got my sloppie seconds!"
Bennett "oh no! pozdro 600"
Keith "u didnt! ewww that means u jus got my sloppie seconds!"
Bennett "oh no! pozdro 600"
by Tommy Bob Ryan November 2, 2006
Get the sloppie secondsmug.