Sloppy Samei

While having sex doggy-style, the man places a bowl of food (preferably cereal, spaghetti, or some other sloppy food; Gumbo's a personal favorite) and alternately eats and flings food at his partner while thrusting.

Add.: Derivative of Philly Fake-out: While thrusting from behind, fake cumming, and when the woman turns around smash the bowl of food into her face.

Jonathan was doing Rachel doggy-style and proceeded to sloppy Samei her with some delicious, homemade Gumbo.

by Pappy Samei January 14, 2009

Sloppy Raven

When a guy pins a girls legs to her stomach and penetrates her using a squatting motion while simultaneously flapping his arms and making raven like cries.

Last night my friend pulled tore his rotator cuff while doing the sloppy raven to his girlfriend.

by Todd Cleary October 13, 2007

sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"

At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room

by Cara_O February 1, 2007

sloppy seconds

second guy to bang a chick within a 24 hour period

Joes gonna get my sloppy seconds tonite!

by mooseknuckles October 29, 2002

The Sloppy Butcher

When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.

Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.

by Nate of Fate February 18, 2009

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!

by Lauren April 21, 2005

sloppie seconds

this is where a person has sex with some one staright away after they have had sex with a different person. so the second person would be getting sloppy seconds.

Bennett "hey boy? i jus shagged ur mum"
Keith "u didnt! ewww that means u jus got my sloppie seconds!"
Bennett "oh no! pozdro 600"

by Tommy Bob Ryan November 2, 2006