Skip to main content

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)
Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.
by Etch-A-Sketchy May 31, 2015
mugGet the A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it. mug.

should i get bangs

Warning: A major life event has happened and she’s looking to express it by giving herself forehead curtains.

The safe answer is always “No”.
Angie: “We broke up and I’m just like ready to be a new person, ya know? I need to do something bold, like cut my hair. Should I get bangs?!”

Pam: “Abso-fucking-lutely not.”
by MobyDick211 August 24, 2018
mugGet the should i get bangs mug.

we should do this again sometime

a phrase that can mean either of the two things::

one:: something you say to someone, who once the date or hangout is over, that you wish to kinda not see again because they either a) bore the shit out of you b) annoyed the shit out of you c) or are a complete weirdo in your taste and you just have no interest.

two:: this second one is mainly overlooked because we daters are always assuming the worst after a first date when in all actuality the person you went out with could have just had a good time and would like to do that again sometime. it's possible and in most cases true but we write it off because it seems highly unlikely.

HAVE FAITH FELLOW DATERS :D
example one::

girl: well i had fun...we should uh do this again sometime.
guy (whom she has no interest in): yeahh!! totally!
girl: *thinks to herself:: definitely nawwtt*

example two::

guy: this was fun, we should do this again sometime.
girl: yeah *winks*
guy: *calls/texts her that night to set something up*
by blonds45 January 17, 2010
mugGet the we should do this again sometime mug.

shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.
This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.
by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006
mugGet the shoulder rapist mug.

Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.
by abnormallylargedick February 1, 2013
mugGet the Shoulder Surfing mug.

Secular-Fundamentalism

The adherence to anti-religious ideology that militantly ridicules, mocks, scorns and satirizes the idea of the existence of a deity or deities and or religion, indifferent of feelings of bigotry intolerance hatred and persecution that adherents feel as a result. That does not respect religion or support policies supporting the freedom of it. Calls for its abolition or severe restriction & for religion to removed from public life. Puts forth fact-based arguments, propaganda & bullying and insults as tactics to push adherents to abandon their professed beliefs and or convert them into like-minded individuals. They regard religion as inherently harmful. Secular-Fundamentalists aren't themselves religious by definition however their attitudes regarding their beliefs mimic many religious fundamentalists so much so that the manner of their expression of their beliefs is often indistinguishable in form, from their religious fundamentalist counterparts. They commonly use a myriad of semantical arguments to avoid being labelled and most often use the internet to spread their message. They ignore rational counter-arguments regardless if it is supernatural or science based. They may exhibit obsessive-compulsive behavior regarding religion and related issues often taking disproportionate offence to even subtle outward expressions of religious belief and feeling compelled to constant dispell religious ideas. One may or may not subscribe to a deity to follow this ideology.
A soldier returns from Iraq and places a cross on the military base at camp Pendelton to memorialize his fallen comrades. Secular-Fundamentalists sue to remove it because it is on public property.

The opening of the church of the flying spaghetti monster to satirize and mock the idea of religion is a an example of how Secular-Fundamentalism works to reduce the seriousness of religious adherence into something to ridicule.

Canadian Secular-Fundamentalist complains to human rights commission that he is a victim of religious bigotry because his co-workers said a prayer before they ate when he was at the table.

Secular-Fundamentalists file a lawsuit over the 9/11 memorial cross being included in a museum as an historical artifact.

Secular-fundamentalists make calls to remove tax exemptions on Buddhists, Christians, Muslims and Jews, hindu's and sikhs etc in arguments that they should pay their "fair share" knowing full well that the majority of religious institutions could no longer afford to operate under those circumstances and therefore shut down making it the overall taxation of little financial value but cause significant damage to religion and deny adherents their freedom to practice religion.

atheist-fundamentalism atheistic-fundamentalism anti-religion anti-theism satanism
by Maurice Caldeira November 6, 2012
mugGet the Secular-Fundamentalism mug.

shoulbit clique

A group of friends who while standing around talking or hanging out, often casually sneak up on each other and bite each other's shoulders in a friendly manner.
"Damn I hate that shoulbit clique. I used to hang out with them but I got a scar on my shoulder from them."
by abitor2 December 6, 2009
mugGet the shoulbit clique mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email