Salami Slam

Cum on a girl's face and a piece of salami then hit her with it.

"I gave Debbie a mean salami slam last night."

by peanutheadG December 27, 2011

Saltmateship

A relationship between two saltmates.
Saltmates: Two people who are salty together

saltmateship: More than a friendship and a little less than a relationship

by SaltyQ February 2, 2016

saltman

A bossman who steady drops pinches of salt on the slugs pocket watching. A man's man, one your girl wishes she had but never will. Can be dangerous and aggressive, knows everyone you think you know. Won't hesitate to squash you respectfully. A trademarker of all things Like this word.

Man that guys a real saltman, staying salty is his job. Steer clear of him unless your intentions are perfect.

by Saltmanloud May 18, 2021

salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith July 1, 2011

Salami Shit

When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.

Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!

by SlammySammySalamiShooter December 31, 2011

Salimarina

A very funny, hot, Filipino woman who has an addiction to maccas fries. She is typically a very beautiful specimen who can sing like an Asian beyonce. She is also quite horny almost all the time and if you meet one take a photo as they are very rare

"Oh my gosh what is that!?!?!" -Tom
"Idk I've never seen anything like it before, It's amazing" -Jim
"I think it's a Salimarina!?!?!"-Lucy
"Omg it is!!!! lets get her picture!!!-Sally

by Shaniagra falls June 22, 2013

salem slammer

When you tie up a woman to a post (as if burning a witch) and then violently fuck her. Afterwards, you clean up get dressed and then set fire to the woman and casually leave the scene.

Johnny took that dirty worthless girl home from the bar and gave her a Salem Slammer

by Reginald Penny Pincher November 9, 2013