An organized system of belief in gods, angels, spirits, and/or other supernatural entities. A large number of idiots think that religion is the source of all the world's problems. A smaller group of even bigger idiots believe it is the answer to all the worlds problems.
Hinduism, Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Confucianism, Shintosim, Taoism, Sikhism, Wicca, Druidry, Satanism, Spiritualism, Theosophy, etc.
by Hussassan August 9, 2005
Get the religion mug.Fairly tales and fantasies from the time of when man didnt know where the sun went when it went behind the mountain. Religion makes no sense to anyone but strangley is defended by most people, the christians being the most brutal.
Child: I like watchin stupid cartoon child movies
Father: Thats assnine grow up and believe in an adult fairy tale, jesus and Religion.
Atheists: Blah Blah Blah were retarded white supremacists
Random hobo: Jesus is fake
Christians: lets get are panties in a bunch and act like idiots because he thinks differently
Father: Thats assnine grow up and believe in an adult fairy tale, jesus and Religion.
Atheists: Blah Blah Blah were retarded white supremacists
Random hobo: Jesus is fake
Christians: lets get are panties in a bunch and act like idiots because he thinks differently
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Jesus Freak: Imma go pray for hours! I wanna be a priest when i grow up! I wa-
Atheist: *slaps* Don't be stupid.
Life is too short. Dont waste a second of it on religion.
Atheist: *slaps* Don't be stupid.
Life is too short. Dont waste a second of it on religion.
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Get the religion mug.The religion in which the one and only goddess, Beabadoobee, is worshipped.
Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.
Those who commit their lives to the one and only queen Bea go to the ultimate after-life, Beatopia.
"I'm a Christian, what about you?"
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"I'm a Bea. I'm part of the Beabadoobee Religion :)"
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Get the Beabadoobee Religion mug.Something this one emo kid named Dorkus decided to make fun of because he just "awoke" from a "chloroform-induced sleep interrupted by two baboons on the Dr. Phil show." Since then every single teenager besides Masta Funkinator has followed this trend like a giant flock of juicy chickens. I like to eat chickens.
Charles: OMG!! God = LIE!! WTF?! LOL!
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Masta Funkinator: Shut your mouths, fools before I get my freak on!
by Jerry the Gerbilizer May 31, 2005
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Get the Religion mug.Remember when the Earth flooded and Noah put two of each animal on his big wooden boat and floated around until he found land?
Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.
Yeah that didn't happen. If you think it did you're just stupid. How can religion be true when there are countless different religions but we are all just human. Think about it. If you got sucked in, you got fucked.
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