Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Cinco Ranch YM

#1 debate team in the world

Yo, did you hear? Cinco Ranch YM had every round against them forfeited because they were too good!

by NSDA_Official September 14, 2023

the ranch gang

A group of people who like ranch and anything to do with ranch these type are very diverse and funny (in there own ways) they also get very angry if you say any other condiment is better

It's the ranch gang walking down the street looking fly

by Oldspice_guy October 19, 2020

Road ranching

Masterbating to completion between the intercom and the pick up window at a fast food restaurant

I’m road ranching in the McDonald’s drive through.

by Hoover sucks February 10, 2021

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Ranch it

To go all in, fully commit, or dive headfirst into something with zero hesitation. No fear, no second-guessing—just full send

Oh yeah im abt to ranch it

He wasn’t sure about skydiving at first, but then he just ranched it

Ant no way, he really ranched it

by kenzeeebo March 25, 2025