Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 05, 2022

Bloody Ranch

When you cum in a woman while shes on her period.

I left a load in my woman while she was bleeding, gave her that bloody ranch injection!

by Lawless123 April 16, 2021

Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.

"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "

by kushinman January 12, 2016

pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.

"I fed her some Pampa ranch last night"

by Ignore_this_post March 25, 2022

ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 05, 2020

ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want

1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.

by ranchworduser August 17, 2022

Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.

1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."

by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018