Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022

PURSE MODEL

This is amazing as THE MAN , and THE SUPPORT as they recommend , TAKE THE EVENT of any where the LACK happened.

Hey I took out of FULL RESPECT and I am doing it now all the definitions of LACKING the PURSE MODEL is those PURSE DEFINITIONS which incredulously speaking THE URBAN DICTIONARY has become nothing short of an ORACLE OF SAN FRANCISCO where you can do anything with it.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021

Hermione's Purse

When a naval is so deep it can hold illicit substances

Maccas naval is so deep it's like Hermione's Purse in Harry potter

by IndianaGandhi June 16, 2022

Panda Purse

An oriental females' vagina.

I got myself one of those Panda Purses at home.

by pete the pedo May 6, 2011

big man bag purse

For a man to have a purse but actually be a cross-breed of a man purse and a big bag

Guy 1: "Dude sick purse"
Guy 2: "It's not a purse asshole, it's a big man bag purse!"
Guy 1: "Oh"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

silvery purse

A silvery purse is a sex act most often performed on Women or effeminate men, however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to split the webbing between the toes of the recipient. Once split and opened the gaping wound is then penetrated by the males penis. Upon completion the male then sucks out his seed from the bloody wound thus emptying the silvery purse.

Dan: "Craig, if that woman doesn't shut up i'll be giving her a Silvery Purse!"

Craig: "A Silvery Purse will sort her out! Good idea mate"

by goldenbob1 June 27, 2016

Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.

You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

by Andy the pirate June 13, 2021