Purple Boner

Where a male is subjected to extreme arousal far exceeding the point of "blue balls" syndrome.
Guy1 - "Dude, I was trying to have sex with my new girlfriend last night, and instead I got blue balls."

Guy2 - "You think that's bad, I got a purple boner just watching you both through the window."

Example 2: "Hey Mom, tell grandma to stop wearing that dress. She is giving me a "Purple Boner."
by Raging Wop June 30, 2010
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Purple Squirrel

To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.
Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!
by Che'Brophy November 15, 2013
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purple lean

Promithezine Cough Syrup (codeine) mixed with Sprite.
Yo mane,I was loaded on that purple lean.
by kja2069 June 24, 2007
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purple ribbon

Purple Ribbon is a record label from Outkast's Big Boi, which is a branch off of Virgin Records. Signed are Killer Mike, Konkrete, Scar, Janelle Monae, and others. They came with a single from the comilation album, Got Purp?Vol.II called Kryptonite
That purple ribbon all stars song goes hard
by 07shelbygt500 November 23, 2006
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Purple helmets

A motorcycle display team who specialise in riding displays performed without clothing. Many of the displays have humourous edge (farting through a trumpet or balancing spinning plate whilst riding a motorcycle etc).
They can be seen at many biking events in the UK and their performance is both entertaining and enlightening.
look at the funny motorcyclists with no clothes on, ooh how rude! They are called the Purple Helmets.
by Gasmixman January 14, 2006
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Purple Shit

The "Purple Shit" is the official name for the large, and violet McDonald's character.
John: What toy did you get in your happy meal?
Bill: I got a Purple Shit. What did you get?
by rumbothevandal January 16, 2008
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granddaddy purple

three way cross of Purple Urkel, Grape Ape, and Lavender. These three strains came from the same mother.
yeah, I gots dat Granddaddy Purple. Who's got the wrap?
by Thebestweed'sfromMendo May 07, 2007
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