Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.
I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.
by rmsalem65 May 9, 2011
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1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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When your girlfriend gets made at you for poor communication you give this to her to promise you will communicate better
Girl- you never express your feelings
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better
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Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)
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is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.
moving day promise
by Jill Collinson February 19, 2011
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