Progastination

Finding any reason to avoid the filling station, until fuel tank is absolutely on "E." Usually causing the progastinator to be outdoors at a self-serve station in the most deplorable of weather conditions.

I blew off getting gas in my car because the station was (busy, it was too dark, it was too early, my car was too warm, I was running late or insert other reason here.) Now I'm on "E," it's raining sideways AND I'm late. Progastination wins again.

by rmsalem65 May 9, 2011

Profasia

Having lost the capacity to speak without the constant use of profanity. From “aphasia,” the loss of certain language facilities, usually after a stroke or brain injury.

Noun

1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Promise ring

When your girlfriend gets made at you for poor communication you give this to her to promise you will communicate better

Girl- you never express your feelings
Guy- “gives promise ring” I promise to express my feelings better

by Jp9876 May 10, 2019

Pinkie Promise

The act of swearing a blood oath while pinkies are interlocked. Breakers of the pinkie promise beware...

Pinkie promise you will call me when you get back!

by annatorvizsuperzsexkie May 10, 2013

Promiscuous Dope Fiends

Promiscuous Dope Fiend. What else is there to say?

"You are promiscuous dope fiends, Jonathon and Cecilia."

by small emo child in the corner April 12, 2009

promasturbate

Procrastinating, but with masturbation :)

Guy: Hey dude, did you finish your project?
Dude: Naw, I've been promasturbating
Guy: Nice one, I love to promasturbate, but I never get work done
Dude: ;)

by MomsKnife August 29, 2014

Promise

something that people make to comfort another person.
is only kept in a 2 state radius other wise promise is canceled and no longer exists.

moving day promise

by Jill Collinson February 19, 2011