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Professor Maryam

She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. ๐Ÿ˜‹

She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. ๐Ÿ˜‡ She takes everbody's breath. ๐Ÿ’ž She always knows how to surprise her love. ๐Ÿฅฐ
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:

The glittering moments shine like virgin gold

I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!

The spirit of LOVE flies above us

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by Kasra.soli May 11, 2020
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Nigger Pradesh

Nigger Pradesh is a place where only black people live. Nigger Pradesh is in India near Uttar Pradesh.
There is a huge watermalon plantation in Nigger Pradesh
by Paigon007 January 11, 2020
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Muthr Pradesh

A place where murderers, rapists, and cows live in harmony.
Muthr Pradesh is a bad place to live.
by Nagpur IT Cell January 21, 2021
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The Professor

The hottest being known in existence. Her very presence rocks the core of the universe. Her sheer strength is impossibly incalculable. Her kindness is enough to melt the coldest of hearts. Her voice is soothing like the wind on a spring day. A master musician and Godly chef. She is more fantastical than any rain, AND she got cake for days.
Did you see The Professor!? My skull literally exploded from her sheer attractiveness!
by wingedcurse August 3, 2022
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Duel Score Processor

A hoe that processes two cocks at the same time. One in the front and one in the back. These hoes can process up to 1.5 Ghz (jizz-a-hurtz) Dual core processors are the successor of the single core. And are considered a lot "faster."
Nikki: Hey playaz bring those hard drives over here and let this duel score processor take over!

Sal and Rob: I guess this calls for some sexternal hard drives! *high fives*
by Da Quizzler October 13, 2011
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Prides Crossing, MA

a small boring town near Beverly Mass full of snobby rich people
That rich bitch lives in Prides Crossing, MA
by hannah7584738957 March 15, 2010
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Professional scalper

A new slang term for your psychiatrist or shrink
Why did I come up with the term professional scalper? Well only look at whose ox is being gored when you go to your therapist's office.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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