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Prick Proof

Prick Proof:

Something so simple in either design or concept, that even a useless idiot could use or make sense of it.
A Zippo Lighter is so easy to use, it's Prick Proof!
by Brainbox101 June 27, 2009
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Prick

Someone who is a ass wiping, cock sucking, retarded fuck faced bitch who is a little cunt sucking dick weasel shit monkey. Or it is also known as a penis/dick/cock/cunt. Or it means to poke a hole in something.
Verb =/= Prick: I would love to prick his/her face in.
Adj. =/= Prick: That guy/girl is such a prick!
by Multi Colored Psychopath May 23, 2015
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prick test

when a lady pokes you 30 times and you see what swells
The lady at the desk offered to take me around back for a prick test
by dkflsllala December 29, 2018
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Prick

Noun:

1. Someone who is hated excessively.

2. An individual seen as mean or nasty by others with less intellect.

3. Someone who is unbearable to others because of “off” ways of intelligence.

4. A person who is seen as a worthless asshole because of stone-hearted actions and words.

5. Someone who digs into the pores of arguments.

6. A button pusher.

Verb: (as in being a prick)

1. A response to excessive rage in a hateful manor.
I hate this prick, always knows how to get me going!

This guy straight up crosses the line!

In just a few words he pissed me off!
by SingAlong May 6, 2018
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poo prick

1. When your penis is covered in feces after engaging in anal sex.

2. When you are engaged in anal sex and a sharp turd pricks the tip of your penis.
Dude, have you been swallowing sunflower seed shells again? I just got poo pricked!
by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022
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Nice Prick

You say something to someone that's ever so slightly offense and then proceed to walk away with a side look and a giggle. They know its all in games and giggle back.
Patricia looked at a friend of hers and said, "awe you two have the same temperature - y'all should get married. Keep rona in the family.". Walked away knowing she shouldn't have said that, but was too good to not giggle at.

Friend looks back "you ass. How do you make something so serious into a funny? Nice prick status."
by #prickstatus April 23, 2020
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insensitive prick

usually someone named james, only cares about themselves regardless of what’s going on.
man jimmy is being an insensitive prick to me about what i’m going through!
by guesswhotho October 19, 2023
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