presstitute 

Either an individual reporter or news broadcaster, or a media news group, who reports to be unbiased, but is in fact tailoring their news to suite someone's goal (usually corporations or big business political affiliates).

The media is being accused of being a presstitute by many internet sites for downplaying Ron Paul as a GOP candidate in the 2012 elections.

presstitute by Gilgamesh1000 March 13, 2012

preesh 

thanks; appreciation for something; gratitude

"Here is your fried chicken and large orange drank, sir"

"Preesh"

preesh by Big Rich February 13, 2004

Pressed 

When someone is getting angry or mad at another’s actions.

“Why’s she getting so pressed about not winning the basketball game”

Pressed by JohnnyTheSaviour August 9, 2019

Herro Prease 

The Chinese stereotype used in South Park when Cartman and Butters try to get into a "top secret" conversation with a Chinese man they believe to be in on a "conspiracy" against the US.

*walk into the restaurant*
China man: Can i help you?
Cartman: Herro Prease. Me and my chinese friend would like a table at this restaurant.
Butters: Herro Prease

Herro Prease by pseudonympsycho March 4, 2009

pierre pressure 

e.g. to be put under pressure/be persuaded to do something by Pierre Hall

A- 'i called in sick for work today'

B- 'why i thought you were only going for one beer?'

A- 'me too. Pierre Pressure.'

pierre pressure by LEOHILARY April 14, 2014

lightly pressed 

At the point right before you are drunk, but definitely passed being buzzed.

Mitch: "You drunk yet Jack?!"
Jack: "Im feeling lightly pressed right now. Give me another beer or two."

lightly pressed by Yoloswag1994 May 17, 2014

Pionel Pessi 

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

Pionel Pessi by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021