primadonna lenny

A fairly large creature that is a result of an experimental object which is the creation of Dr. Olga and Professor Gary. The primadonna lenny loves to sing Abba, queen, and Russian folk songs. He enjoys marijuana (it repels its A.D.D. elixir). Prancing, dancing, romancing, lancing, break-dancing, belly dancing, clog dancing, and of course nude dancing. During the days of the week, the primadonna spends his time gazing at a book, whilst dreaming of a better life. The primadonna lenny fears his own lair, for his creators will beat him with a stick if he does wrong. In reality, as opposed to fantasy, he cowers in Florida, where the crocadili roam. His two younger siblings are closet homosexuals.

LET ME GET A LICK OF PRIMADONNA LENNY, TODAY.

me: oh god
you: what?
me: primadonna lenny is singing and dancing...once again.

me: who is that fairy ovar thar.
you: oh you mean primadonna lenny?!

you: primadonna sure is hyper tonight
me: no, thats his A.D.D.

you: why?
me: he ingested some marijuana earlier today

by psebriaty69.9 February 7, 2010

preads

pubic hair so long that it dreadlocks.

i went to wreck beach and almost puked when i saw that old hippy's preads.

by chelseagirrrl March 11, 2010

premature edrunkulation

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

by T. McGinty May 10, 2011

Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

Premature detonation

similar to radar ass, ony worse. Premature Detonation occurs when you enter the bathroom, and you cant hold the shit/piss anymore.

*enters the bathroom*
OH FUCK, ITS GONNA BLOW!!! damm the premature detonation

by Anister October 19, 2012

Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.

Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.

by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018

Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

by VreeJ August 22, 2007