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Premature Invitulation

When someone makes an invitation, usually to a home, before checking if it's okay with their spouse. Usually committed by a male.
"Hey, we're here with the chips and dips ringing the doorbell, but no one's answering."

"Oh, sorry it was a premature Invitulation. Not tonight fellas."
by Daedalus22 August 19, 2022
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premature exodus

When a significant issue unexpectedly enters your life.
Ohh no! This premature exodus came out of nowhere
by Ali Mehr May 11, 2023
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preetal

Preetal is a kundan
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Preetam Moment

A scenario which cannot be explained in words or in anyway humanly possible.
The only way to understand the scene is to witness it firsthand.
Any third person hearing that story will never believe it was true, because no-one was able to explain properly.

To explain such a scenario one just simply says its a Preetam moment.
P1: ~does something unexplainable in front of P2~
P2 to P3: Mann it was a Preetam Moment, cannot explain, you had to see it.
by preetamherald June 12, 2023
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The Preemtive Strike

When the guy is about to cum during sex, pulls out, and the girl slaps his dick so hard that he cries from the pain and gets blue balls because he can no longer finish.

-May be used as a tactic to avoid dangerous situations such as the angry pirate, strawberry shortcake, or receiving HIV from someone they cannot resist having sex with.

-May also be used by a rude bitch who is selfish and wants nobody but herself to experience the pleasures of life.
I got it in with her the other night; I knew she was selfish, but I didn't think she'd go so far as to give me the preemtive strike! What a bitch!
by KMacAttack1234 August 7, 2011
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premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009
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Premapunch

A punch that you feel all day.
Jack complained about the premapunch on his arm.
by Premapunch November 9, 2009
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