peanut butter and jelly

The most amazing thing.

1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.

Bombdiggity.

"bubble bubble bubbly"

-Inhale

"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"

Exhale-

"Dude, I'm hungry.."

"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"

"hahaha, yeah."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.

by aadiercks April 14, 2008

Peanut Butter Handjob

A post-anal handjob.

After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.

by Leigh Awkwardman December 2, 2003

peanut butter in the carpet

After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.

My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.

by Rut#l3$$ June 28, 2008

Peanut

When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

peanut butter heart attack

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.

"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."

by optimus primed May 3, 2012

Peanut Butter and Jealousy Sandwich

When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.

Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."

by N331 May 28, 2008