testosterone poisoning

When a trans woman goes through male puberty and grows facial hair and her voice deepens, etc.

Erika, though she had boobs from taking estrogen and had had all hair facial hair lasered off, was still getting clocked because of her deep voice as a result testosterone poisoning.

by Natalia Boa Vista November 21, 2016

poon coon

Someone who gets a lot of ratchets.

Parker is such a poon coon, hugging all the twerking girls.

by pooncoonx April 13, 2013

ghoul poon

1) A necrophiliac's dream come true. A recently departed female's vagina for use in necrophilia-like activities.
2) A nearly deceased female's vagina.
3) Rare Any elderly woman's vagina.

1) When Jack entered the morgue, he found a vast amount of ghoul poons.
2) The EMTs found the female victim's ghoul poon in full view.
3) Mrs. Cruplebottom has a dusty, unused ghoul poon.

by CoitusPerson April 16, 2009

fart poisoning

A common health risk amongst habitants in close proximity to suburban males, usually the father. Symptoms include intense nausea, loss of appetite and occasional vomiting. Can be fatal if experienced during a dutch oven.

Dad had steak and apricots last night, so I'm going to take some hydroxyzine and Advil until the risk of fart poisoning calms down.

by Pancreas100 July 28, 2012

Poisoned

To become intoxicated after drinking King Cobra Premium Malt Beverage

"Jeremy, are you poisoned by the Cobra?"

by Cigman October 10, 2006

Polonial-Gay

An ancient British aristocratic family now found frequenting East Coast squash tournaments, psychoanalytic symposiums and scotch tastings.

Ohh I do love spending a good weekend in my Nantucket Reds with the Polonial-Gays.

by kedlover01 May 20, 2010

Poonani juice

Juice from the vagina when in the throws of fingerblasting or some other form of adequate stimulation.

My roommate fingerblasted my girlfriend’s fucking pussy like hell while I was at work and soaked my side of the bed with her smelly poonani juice!

by Jsevere August 28, 2021