pogtato

The best potato to be alive

Has many fans throughout the town

Is the most popular non binary in the school

Ayup is pogtato here today

The whole cafeteria :"Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to pogtato happy birthday to you"

The straight girls outside "👀👄👀"

by pogtatoanddreamsmpislife April 25, 2021

pootaiting

Waiting for someone to do a poo in a public toilet

I’m just pootaiting for Johnny before we can go to the beach.

by Ruben Bombay April 14, 2022

Partap

Swagger ass gyani with much drip, his motto is Jatt Don’t Care

I told partap he got me pregnant, he told me baby Jatt Don’t Care

by LullLicker1 June 7, 2022

Pontagles

The ratio of fat vs muscle on a fish determining weight. Muscle weighs more than fat.

My friend said my fish didn’t weight that much because it wasn’t fat. He obviously hasn’t fished for very long and doesn’t know about the pontagles rule.

“My fish was a lean mean fighting machine with huge pontagles!”

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

Pootang Pie

Pootang Pie is that good, good piece of a pu$$y that you’ve been praying to hit for the longest time!

There goes Ashley. I’d love to hit her Pootang Pie!

by 1234+×÷= January 2, 2023

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009