poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

send the pope

(1) Having your best friend or significant other coming and making you feel better in an instant.

(2) Someone important to you that's not family making you feel better through text or call because of a mental illness you have.

(3) Someone coming to the rescue right when you need it.

(1) Hey Meg, can you send the pope?

(2) Send the pope please.

(3) I need you to send the pope cause this party blows.

by Jonelle167 June 28, 2016

fax the pope

Jacking off

Bro, this girl gave me blue balls so I had to fax the pope

by Shockher July 7, 2017

towing the pope

Reaching around and Jerking off from behind solo while wearing a pope hat and holding a crucifix.

I like to towing the pope in the shower so it feels like I’m in the pope mobile behind the bullet proof glass.

by Pope Bend-a-dick December 1, 2017

punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019

Gave her the pope

The sexual act in which a group of males engage in sexual intercourse with one female. However one male engages in anal sex with the female, while the others engage in vaginal sex, this maintaining the one males virginity before God.

Dude Danny and his friends totally gave her The pope last night,

by bobadee January 24, 2019

national fuck the pope day

You have to fuck a pope if you find one. Your welcome popes.

ah yes it’s national fuck the pope day.

by thesaint. October 31, 2020