asmr police

the asmr police who like asmr
ASMR police 1 whispering,take the shot
ASMR police 2:i cant hear you
by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
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Police Theater

An organized attempt by demonstrators to provoke police into over-reacting through the use of aggressive taunts, thrown projectiles, and property damage, thereby creating a media spectacle.
After dumpsters were set on fire, the demonstration quickly deteriorated into police theater.
by Fischbyne April 22, 2021
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policing sexuality

To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)
"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."
by RedithDuckith November 03, 2019
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insta police

People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...

In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.

I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.

Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
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name police

Users on Urban Dictionary who report names. There are good ones who only report full names, but there are also bad ones who report names they don't like. Nevertheless, they are one of the many important users on the site, but they are rarely mentioned.
Person A: My definition of Person C got deleted!
Person B: Looks like the name police caught up to you.
by ChameleonDragon March 09, 2018
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Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
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police hotdog

A sausage that's significantly larger than a standard sized hotdog, e.g. a kielbasa.
My dad makes the best police hotdogs and pierogies.
by kiwiflapjack February 28, 2023
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