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Police discount

Commonly given by a company or place of business to the men and women in law enforcement, EMS, and firefighters
i.e first responders
As a thank you for the service they do.
Officer can I get your $2 doughnuts

Cashier that will be a $1 with your police discount
by TheJew2k September 25, 2019
mugGet the Police discountmug.

Pandemic Police

Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.

Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.

These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
mugGet the Pandemic Policemug.

Spoiler Police

People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020
mugGet the Spoiler Policemug.

asmr police

by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
mugGet the asmr policemug.

Police bang

When someone bangs on your door so loud, it sounds like the police.
"Why you had to knock on the door so loud Tony? "That sounded like a Police bang!"
by La French August 1, 2014
mugGet the Police bangmug.

Hemorrhoid Police

An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...

Peter - What'd ya do?

Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
mugGet the Hemorrhoid Policemug.

Police Cop

An exclusive ranking police role only given to those registered as a police officer.
Michael: better slow down, there's a police cop over there

Me: what the actual?
by JohnSmithTheManofWomens December 11, 2018
mugGet the Police Copmug.

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