People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020
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Get the asmr police mug.People on instagram with a extremely high moral code about being PC (politically correct) but just on instagram. Bringing shame to others is their easy way out to justify calling themselves "woke" or just superior to you socially...
In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
In Gen X terms ... Insta police are the Karens of social media... Always calling for the manager and trying to be woke by unnecessarily speaking up again what they think isn't PC
I posted a racist meme ironically and the insta police came for me.
I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.
Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
I was sarcastic about my comment throwing shade on the ignorance but the insta police having no sense of humor came for me.
Bruh I posted a song with the n word in it and Karen lost her shit
by Bat_NooB April 22, 2020
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Get the ASMR police mug.The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.
Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”
Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”
by Dick Walski October 30, 2019
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Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014
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