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Plant Porn

The act of fucking a plant, whether it be fiction or real. Wanna shove a cucumber in your pussy, you like plant porn. Wanna fuck the Mario piranha plant BOOM we got Plant Porn. We have it all for you kinky bastards UwU!
"Yo you been lookin at that plant porn shit"
"fuck yeah dude plant porn is fire"
by TheBoiBOB December 17, 2023
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Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.
Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."
by Officer K October 29, 2017
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Fetish Planting

The act of directing fetish porn at children in hopes of making them develop that fetish later into their adolescence.

Very frequently done by pedophiles and content farms. It is often done using franchises that are popular with kids. The majority use fetishes that aren't strictly sexual (feet, inflation, vore, scat, etc.) for just enough plausible deniability to technically not break the TOS.

Most frequently done on YouTube Kids but can occur on other sites and even in official children's shows.
Mom left YouTube Kids on autoplay, causing everyone at the Christmas family reunion to get an eyeful of Rambley Raccoon tied up and getting spitroasted by Herobrine and Waluigi. I reported the video but the moderators refused to do anything about the fetish planting.
by Nebulaud January 29, 2025
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Plant

To forcibly shove 3-4 batons or sticks in someones anus as a form of pleasure.
Dang i'm low key trying to Plant her.
by HelloAfrica January 17, 2017
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billy plant

A nice caring guy will always have your back in anything you do. He may seem weird to you if you don't know him but if you do get to know him you would know that he is very loyal and he never goes behind your back. He is a great friend and a even better boyfriend
Girlfriend- Hey billy plant
by Gators03 July 19, 2017
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face plant

Basically the same as “painting his/her face” just has more of a dramatic effect
He gave me the fattest face plant
by 25pilots December 30, 2021
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processing plant

‘I gotta make a trip to the processing plant.’
by Lisa Evers September 30, 2013
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