are you takin the piss

originating in the UK, it means "are you kidding"

"hey there is werewolves out there"
"are you takin the piss?"

by mike romero January 24, 2005

piss in the wind

Doing something that is a complete waste of effort and time for which you can expect no results and may even backfire on you.

Telling the president that invading other countries is unpopular with many voters is like pissing in the wind.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

pissery

Somewhere to take a piss.

AKA a restroom.

Excuse me, where the fuck is the pissery?

by calibration one nine March 23, 2009

trying to take a shit without pissing

(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.

You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.

by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009

pistear

mexican slang.
a verb.
to hang out with yourself, another person, or as many people as you want and drink beer or any other acoholic beverage.

dude, we should go to SickBoy's house and invite him to pistear some cawamas!!

by KatChamber September 1, 2007

pissbaby

"pissbaby" refers to Dream, a 20 year old minecraft youtuber with over 5 million subscribers.
he once tweeted;
"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"
hence he is a pissbaby

~funfact~#pissbaby was trending #1 in the usa on twitter

dreamwastaken

sapnap- "dream is a pissbaby"
george- "yes, because he likes pineapple on pizza"

by so.meow July 21, 2020

Piss In My Ass

An expression of great displeasure upon an upsetting circumstance

Dan: Hey Rob, I think your fly is undone

Rob: Oh piss, piss in my ass

by Dan H LZHS February 18, 2008