York Peppermint Patty

An orgasm in a silver wrapper. Not to be mistaken with a Reese's Peanut butter cup, an orgasm in an orange wrapper. These are the closest thing to heaven you can get without dying.
John: Oh, man, my girl dumped me. You wanna go pick up some chicks?

Jim: Nah, here's some advice, go eat a york peppermint patty, they are the answers to all you problems.
by Unerappriciated November 22, 2011
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patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.
Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.
by P---H January 14, 2009
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Baltimore Oatmeal Patty

Your girl is deep throating your schlong when she suddenly starts to gag. Yiu quickly pull back and she throws up all over herself. You decide to go ahead and start fucking her anyway
I was asking my friend at the Orioles Game last night "have you tried the new Baltimore Oatmeal Patty yet"?
by Papa JK June 16, 2016
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Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on
Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.
by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011
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Fake Patty's Day

Like St. Patrick's Day, only a week earlier. Located in Aggieville, it was started by Kansas State University students who wanted to celebrate together in Manhattan, Kansas before spring break when everyone will be gone.
Hey, tomorrow is Fake Patty's Day.

I know, let's get faked up!
by ringman42 January 20, 2011
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Krabby Patty Formula

The krabby patty formula is a formula for the sacred krabby patty, crafted in the Krusty Krab by Spongebob himself. For years on end their business rivals The Chum Bucket have been trying to obtain this formula and bring the Krusty Krab down, but so far they have failed miserably.
Plankton: I'll get that krabby patty formula one day, crabs!
Mr. Krabs: Fuck off plankton you tiny little wanker. Just you wait until your asleep I'm gonna get me daughter Pearl to shove chum down your fucking throat while I pin you down and rape your tight little ass you cunty little bastard.
by Coleby spaghetti July 3, 2016
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arkansas queef patty

The act of a girl shitting and queefing in your mouth while your eating them out
I just Arkansas queef patty this guy last night.
by Blueballs22 July 12, 2018
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