sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

Cival air patrol

Almost Rotc, but you get to fly airplanes, SAREX search and rescue exercise and a ton of saturday activities.

Also have your lastname on your ABU blouse, get ranks, and get your pilots license for cheaper than if you didnt join.

You can join at 12 youngest

Hey mom look its thoose 'cival air patrol' people

by DeadWd November 19, 2023

Safety Patrol MVP

This is basically a reward Safety Patrols get for being good at the "job."

Wow, You got the totally rad Safety Patrol MVP award!

by TikTok @vintagemez March 4, 2022

Doormat patrol

Group of serious Fluke/summer flounder fishermen whose origin is based out of Queens & Long Island , they travel up & down the eastern seaboard hunting trophy fluke/flounder , groups name was created by a frustrated shinnecock charter capt that decided to call them doormat patrol due to the boat they were on consistently able to put fish in the boat while others weren’t able to ..

There are guys that like Fluke fishing ? & then there are guys who are obsessed with it like Doormat patrol

by Scratch Legba July 22, 2024

Stroller patroler

A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.

Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.

by termiteboy October 18, 2021

Pineapple Patrol

You are a part of the fastest growing patrol the Pineapple Patrol if you follow PineappleandTheBoom on twitch

You are part of the fastest growing patrol the pineapple patrol

by SlickSckell October 31, 2021