PARKING LOT NAZI

ONE WHO ARRIVES TO WORK EARLY IN ORDER TO OBTAIN THE MOST DESIRABLE PARKING SPACE BEFORE ANYONE ELSE GETS IT.

CHARLES GOT TO WORK AT 6:30 AM AND PARKED THAT DAMN CAR AT THE FRONT DOOR, WHAT A PARKING LOT NAZI!

by CLASSIC FORD November 4, 2008

Gerbil Packing

The process of taking a live gerbil and shoving it up one's rectum for the purpose of erotic stimulation. Historically this is achieved through the use of a toilet paper tube. Sadly, the gerbil does not typically survive the process.

I once heard that Richard Geere was caught Gerbil Packing with a prostitute in some hotel room.

by Bill Gates November 17, 2006

packing some timber

Overweight, having excessive fat around the torso.
Used in Northern parts of England to describe both male and females, children or adults.

"He is packing some timber" means "he is fat"

by Hazel Jones September 10, 2007

parking lot cunt

someone who prefers to eat McDonald's in the Lakeland High School parking lot.

John: "Thomas why don't you just eat on the way to school?"
Thomas: "Because I don't like to eat while I'm driving."
John: "Oh so your a parking lot cunt!"

by Jonathon Barbrady September 26, 2010

movie parking

A parking spot right by or very close to the front door of your destination. So named because in movies, almost no one is ever shown walking a long distance from a parking spot. See also: Rock Star parking.

"Do you see a parking spot?"

"Yeah! On the right! Movie parking!"

by Alex Feigelson September 1, 2005

human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them

Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right

by J-fisher December 14, 2010

packing heat

someones huge ass dick

Girl: Ooooo You Packing heat!
Me: Ya Girl ofc

by SoundCloud Rapper March 14, 2018